beckyhop:

“My ex still misses me…

…BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!”

am i doing this meme right-ish

lennythereviewer:

“Wanna hear a joke?”

“My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN’ BETTER!”

“….HER AIM IS GETTIN’ BETTER!”

“….HER AIM IS GETTIN’ BETTER!”

“…It’s funny because marriage is terrible”

Ah yes. The wonderful show “Happy Tree Friends”.

This is actually hilarious

skaleigha:

masquerading-brambles:

ask-the-clumsy-shrine-maiden:

Let me ruin ur Life

I FOUND IT

Omg I saw this on Facebook a year ago and I was JUST thinking of how badly I wanted to find it again!

LOL YES

I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

paganlesbean:

super-ghostbuster:

likeits1995:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

ggothclaudia:

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

Judge: how do you plead?
Stan: [looks at Ford]
Ford: [mouthing "not guilty"]
Stan: hot milky.
Ford: oh for fuck's sake, just lock him up.

cassy-f-e:

Happy Easter Everyone! <3

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cat-the-otaku:

They are beauty, they are grace… They are Victuuri!